Q: Do you miss going for a bus ride like any other normal person?
"The answer's no! What? Get some dirty old man breathing down your neck. Anyway, you can never get on buses when you want to. I used to stand in bus queues and think how great it would be to have a car, especially when they put the chain across the bus and the conductor says, 'Sorry - Full!' I never liked buses and I hate them now, because they get in the way of my posh car."