Showing posts with label 1964. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 1964. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 30, 2025

The Beatles - Roundup Interview (April 30, 1964)

On the afternoon of April 30, 1964 The Beatles made their way onto the set of Scottish Television's Roundup. Hosts Morag Hood and Paul Young eagerly welcomed the Fab Four, engaging them in lively conversation that resonated with the charm and wit characteristic of the band. The episode aired on May 5, 1964, at 5 p.m. on Scottish Television.

 


Friday, June 14, 2024

Paul McCartney Interview at the Melbourne’s Southern Cross Hotel in Australia (June 14, 1964)

On June 14, 1964, Ringo Starr rejoined The Beatles in Melbourne, Australia, after nearly two weeks apart due to illness. Starr had been recovering from tonsillitis and pharyngitis. He held a press conference at Sydney Airport with manager Brian Epstein before flying to Essendon Airport in Melbourne.

Despite large crowds awaiting the other three Beatles, who were scheduled to arrive five hours later, Starr expressed discomfort being separated from the group during his flight. He found solace in reuniting with his bandmates, especially as they had bought him presents in Hong Kong.

Upon Starr's arrival at Melbourne's Southern Cross Hotel, he was greeted by 3,000 fans. Inspector Mike Patterson attempted to carry Starr through the crowd on his shoulders but accidentally tripped and fell.

Meanwhile, the other Beatles left their Adelaide hotel and arrived in Melbourne to a crowd of 5,000. The hotel was overrun with fans, requiring the assistance of army and navy troops.

The Beatles received a police escort upon entering Melbourne, with 12 motorcyclists leading the way. Amidst chaos and hysteria, the band was ushered into the Southern Cross Hotel, where they waved to fans from their windows to calm the crowd.

Once reunited, The Beatles, along with stand-in drummer Jimmie Nicol, held a press conference and later attended a party until 4 am, marking the joyful reunion of the band after Starr's illness.


 

Thursday, May 09, 2024

The Beatles - Live in Washington D.C. (February 11, 1964)

The Beatles' first US concert took place at the Washington Coliseum in Washington, DC, on February 11, 1964. The band traveled from New York to Washington by rail due to a snowstorm that had grounded all flights. Upon arrival, they were greeted by thousands of fans at Union Station and gave a press conference before visiting a local radio station.

At the concert venue, they shared the bill with acts like The Righteous Brothers and Tommy Roe, as The Chiffons couldn't make it due to the snowstorm. The Beatles performed 12 songs, including hits like "I Want to Hold Your Hand" and "Twist and Shout."

The performance had its hiccups, including George Harrison's microphone trouble and being pelted with jelly beans by enthusiastic fans. Despite these challenges, the concert was a success, and CBS filmed the performance for later broadcast in cinemas.

After the show, The Beatles attended a reception at the British Embassy but left abruptly when one guest cut off a lock of Ringo's hair. This incident soured their experience, leading them to reject similar invitations in the future.


 

Monday, August 11, 2008

Shindig

An on-the-spot report by Billy Shepherd

The old Granville Theatre, Walham Green--in the heart of Fulham--used to be a home of variety in London. Acrobats, jugglers, red-nosed comedians . . . many a Saturday evening audience just about lifted the rafters by joining in on community singing. But the rafters were never stretched so high as the Saturday afternoon the Beatles called in. The walls and the roof fairly bulged.

For the Granville is now a television studio. And it was used by ace producer Jack Good to tele-record a special British edition of his wham-bang "Shindig" show, a top-rated American programme. The Beatles topped. The audience jam-packed. And the excitement was intense. On the spot to see it all: Beatles Book picture man LeslieBryce and yours truly.

George Harrison ambled over for a chat. "No good, I'm not really awake yet," he said slowly rubbing his eyes. "The choke isn't out--that's the trouble. . . ."

Kansas City

I bump into Paul McCartney. And ask him what the Beatles are going to do in the show. "Oh, we've lined up 'Kansas City', 'I'm A Loser' and 'Boys'. Just the three." How come "Kansas City" is included--a bit of a surprise. Says Paul: "Well, Jack Good asked John what we would be starting with and John came out with 'Kansas City'. Jack said 'Great'--so it's IN."

The Beatles go on stage, through the maze of cameras, trailing wires and odd bits of scenery. Up goes the yell . . . "John . . . Paul . . . George . . . Ringo . . ." The boys yell back: "Tom . . . Harry . . . Fred." John sidles up to a spare microphone and sings, sexily: "Could I Forget You." Someone shouts: "I could." John puts on a VERY hurt look.

As the engineers balanced odd bits of sound through the microphones, John strummed an acoustic guitar and launched himself into "House Of The Rising Sun", very close to one mike. As he came to the word "Down", he suddenly roared it at the top of his voice. Everybody jumped about a foot in the air with the shock of it all. John just grinned back at them.

Jack and John

And in mid-grin, Jack Good rushed on stage, stuck his face about twelve inches from John's and said, with dignity: "You rang, sir?" The pre-show fun was hotting up.

Lots of chat among the Beatles about what clothes to wear. They had what they call "our OLD Palladium suits and our NEW Palladium suits". They tend to argue a lot about clothes, but settled on the NEW suits . . . the trousers, they felt, didn't match properly on the OLD ones.

Carole Deene was in the audience. In the show, additionally, were Sounds Incorporated, Sandie Shaw, P.J. Proby--and blonde ex-Vernon Girl Lyn Cornell. Turned out that Lyn, now married to drummer Andy White, used to live very near Paul in Liverpool, so they had a happy fifteen minutes talking over old memories. They used to play with the same friends.

Jack Good buzzed about energetically, checking final details, encouraging the artists, cajoling the audience. In the tiny space by the side of the stage about twenty of us, including the artists stood. A yell went up for the Beatles. Paul, putting on his ripest Cockney accent, said: "Come on Beatles, where ARE you?"

It was a good, big, brash show, with the Beatles turning in a marvellous act. The American critics loved it. They weren't the only ones. It was a whole lotta fun just being there, watching the whole process through from start to finish.

Thursday, August 07, 2008

George Speaking

A special series of four Frederick James interview features in which John, Paul, George and Ringo talk to readers.

"Since this is the last of these BEATLE-SPEAKING features for the time being, I'd like to round off the series with something a bit different. Most of the time--and particularly when we're on tour--we have some sort of press conference on an average of one per day. As you know, we had five weeks of non-stop concert dates in America and Canada followed almost immediately by our present one-nighter tour of Britain. So quite a few questions and answers have been flung to and fro between us four and the world's press reporters in the last couple of months. On my two pages I'd like to hold a small press conference of my own. I'll ask the questions and I'll try to answer them as well (if they're not too tricky!). Some of them will be questions I've wanted the reporters to get around to asking and some of them will be questions which have cropped up most frequently in the letters we get from Beatle People.

Right. Here we go. On the left--George Harrison, guitarist of The Beatles pop group all ready to give exclusive comments. On the right--George Harrison, press interrogator and occasional Daily Express columnist. Who will win this battle of wits? Harrison the shrewd question-master or Harrison the Beatle?

Q.--You've been called 'the most easy-going Beatle'. What do you take that to mean?

A.--I suppose it means a lot of things which are true. I'm slow. I like to take my time whether it is to think out a reply or to tune up my guitar. I hate trying to dart from one subject to another. I get some sort of personal satisfaction out of finishing one thing before I start another.

Q.--Does that mean you don't make friends very easily?

A.--On the contrary. I'm extremely interested in people. I think I make an easy target for folk who like to talk about themselves. It takes a long time for them to bore me because I enjoy listening to new ideas and different opinions. That's what life is for--to find out fresh things and learn new facts.

Q.--Surely your life with The Beatles has put a stop to that?

A.--No. By nature I hate rushing so the pace of things is the one drawback to being a Beatle. But don't forget that I've been with John and Paul for more than six years now and we know each other inside out. Our individual characteristics--and I include Ringo in this, of course--balance against one another remarkably well. It is because our personalities work at different pressures that we get on so well together as a team.

Q.--Are you the most musical of The Beatles?

A.--Depends what you mean. People have said I am just because I admit to liking Segovia's guitar playing and they think that's all very highbrow and musical. I believe I love my own guitar more than the others love theirs. For John and Paul songwriting is pretty important and guitar playing is a means to an end. While they're making up new tunes I can thoroughly enjoy myself just doodling around with a guitar for a whole evening. I'm fascinated by the new sounds I can get from different instruments I try out. I'm not sure that makes me particularly musical. Just call me a guitar fanatic instead and I'll be satisfied!

Q.--You are the youngest Beatle. Do you feel younger than the others?

A.--There again it is important to remember that we've been close friends since school days. A year or two either way doesn't make the slightest difference in our age group. It would if you were talking about a George aged eight and a John aged eleven, but as a group we've all had just about the same amount of experience and, of course, we've shared all the same adventures.

Q.--What do you think about fans?

A.--A lot of rot is talked about kids getting out of hand and suchlike. Even a kid who is quiet on her own takes the opportunity of letting off as much steam as possible when she's with the gang. It doesn't mean she's out of control--just that she's learnt how to have fun. Boys are the same. They let off the same steam in different places. Girls outside stage doors or in the front stalls. Boys inside a football ground or at a boxing match. But whatever way you look at it The Beatles (and every other artist in the Top Twenty) rely entirely on the fans. It would be no good finding a good song and making a terrific recording of it if there were no fans around to decide whether they liked it or not. To any artist fans are vitally important. An artist who did well and then wanted to forget about his fans might as well forget about his fame at the same time.

Q.--Do you spend most of the money you earn?

A.--I am interested in money. When I hadn't very much of it I was just as interested in what a small amount could be made to do. Naturally anybody spends more or less according to his income, so, I suppose I spend plenty by some standards. On the other hand I hate the idea of just getting rid of money because it is in your pocket. I like to keep as small a wallet as possible in case I'm tempted to waste cash on unnecessary things. I haven't got a very good business head, but if my life had been entirely different and I'd only had a little savings in the bank, I reckon I'd have made a success of some small business by taking advice from somebody. I'd have asked what I ought to do with my saved-up money to make it grow.

Q.--Have you grown away from your parents because of the life you lead?

A.--An unfair leading question that! I have not grown away from my parents at all. In fact I think a boy who spends some of his time away from home grows even closer to his relatives. They are not taken for granted so much if they're not around every day. I don't live in Liverpool any more but I can't really say I live in London or anywhere else either. In this game it is a matter of staying overnight in dozens of different places each month, and you have to learn to set down your boots and your luggage wherever it's most convenient.

Q.--What about the other side of the same question. Don't your parents get caught up with your life whether they like it or not?

A.--I can only answer half of that question because my mother and father are caught up in the success of The Beatles but they don't mind it a bit. In fact they're very, very helpful about it all as a lot of Beatle People will know. They deal with a lot of my fan mail when I'm away from home and their back room looks like a G.P.O. sorting office half the time!

Q.--Final question. What type of Press interviews do you think are the most useful?

A.--This sort!!! In the last four months each of us has had a couple of pages to say exactly what he likes to Monthly Book readers. We've all been able to open up and talk about some of the things which get left out of ordinary press conferences because of time shortage--reporters' time shortage just as much as ours. I hope we'll have another session like this one fairly soon."

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

My Meetles with the Beatles

Here is Valerie and the other competition winners at that memorable meeting with the Beatles at the Gaumont, Wolverhampton, on Tuesday, November 19th, 1963. Valerie is on Ringo's left.by Valerie Lloyd

If anyone ever asked me what was the most thrilling day of my life, I would say, without a doubt, Tuesday, November 19, 1963. Why? Because that is the day I met the Beatles.

I was lucky enough to be one of the winners of a competition run by a musical paper. The prize was two tickets to see the Beatles' show in Wolverhampton, and to meet them beforehand, in their dressing-room.

The winners' names were printed on the Thursday, and I was thumbing through at the tea-table, when suddenly I caught sight of my name at the top of the list.

"Mum!" I screamed through a mouthful of cream cake, "I've won!" . . . My mother picked herself up from the floor, and went straight to phone my father (who was still at work) and my brother (who lives near Wolverhampton), and just about anyone else she could think of!

I tried to keep sane over the weekend, but I was such a mixture of excitement, apprehension and sheer shock, that I don't know how I survived till Tuesday.

Tuesday Came

Well, Tuesday came. I didn't go to school; I would never have been able to concentrate on lessons, anyway.

My parents took me down to Wolverhampton by car, and I met my brother (who was coming with me) and the other two winners and their companions, in the theatre.

After what seemed an eternity we were taken to meet The Beatles. Their dressing-room was so small that we had to go in three at a time. My brother and I, and another boy, went last.

The first thing I saw was an orange face (stage make-up) almost completely veiled by a floppy mop of hair. This was George. I shook hands with him and the rest of The Beatles, and Ringo, because he's rather small, got up on a chair and started shaking hands with everyone (including John, Paul and George) all over again! Paul said, "It's still him, only he's grown a bit!"

Oh, yes, and Paul, with the sexiest of voices, said "How ya doin' luv?" Well! What would you do? I couldn't think of anything to say, and just turned a muted shade of puce!

Paul was doing a "Caruso" act, and someone said, "I thought John was the singer", and John, with shattering gusto, bellowed out some unintelligible tune (and by no stretch of the imagination could it have been the latest Lennon-McCartney composition!). George handed round a tin of humbugs "as eaten by Ma-somebody-or-other (I think it was Cooper) in the eighteenth century".

Questions from Paul

Paul asked me what relation Christopher (my brother) and I were, and where we came from.

When I told him "Shrewsbury" he said. "That's a long way, isn't it? How did you come?" I said that Dad had brought me, and he replied, "Oh, very posh, got a car!" I laughed and he repeated, in pure Liverpudlian, "A CA-A-A-AR!"

What struck me about the Beatles was the way they put people at ease. They made us feel really welcome, and seemed really interested in us. There was nothing "uppity" about them. They were a normal, ordinary, down-to-earth bunch.

I gave them a drawing I'd done of all four of them, and Paul said it was the best he'd seen. My head's never been quite the same size ever since!

Remember

By the way, Beatles, do you remember all this? I suppose it's a bit much to ask, but I've heard that you've got good memories. What became of the drawing? Have you still got it? I remember when I gave it to you George said "Yoo've woon anoother 'oom-boog!" That made me laugh!

Anyway, soon it was time to go, and after collecting their autographs (John put "The balancing dog" next to his--I never did know what that meant!)--we had our photos taken on the steps outside the dressing-room. That's one of them you see here. I'm on Ringo's right, and my brother is on his left.

Oh, yes, and before we went George said "Try and keep 'em (the kids) quiet". He must have been joking!

We said goodbye and went to our seats in the front row. The Kestrels, the Vernons Girls, and the Brook Brothers were on the bill. You can guess that when the Beatles came on, and throughout their act, there was continual screaming; so loud that you had a job to hear what The Beatles were singing. And we were in the front row!

When the show was over my head was spinning like a top, but in spite of that it was a wonderful evening, one that I shan't forget for a long, long time.

Saturday, June 14, 2008

The Beatles in Paris

by Billy Shepherd

Paris fell! Collapsed! Capitulated! Waved the white flag of surrender after only a few blasts of opening fire--fire that sounded very much like "She Loves You". The fabulous, international Beatles had struck again and "infected" a whole country with Beatlemania.

They took little time to settle in. But I was there to watch the excitement grow and grow among the fanatical French fans, until the Beatles finally left Paris, after three weeks, to a riot of hysteria.

But it was pretty chaotic early on. In fact, they nearly didn't make it on time--Tuesday, January 14. Ringo Starr was unable to meet the others in London, having been fog-bound in Liverpool. "I'll make my own way...see you all in Paris," he wired.

And at London airport, thick mist swirled around the buildings and the planes. "We've had it, too", said Paul, looking anxiously at the sky. But the misty-fog lifted...lifted just enough to get planes in and out of the airport.

One plane, Comet 4B, was extra-special. It had three-quarters of the Beatles aboard. John, Paul, George, plus Brian Epstein, and Mal Evans, Press representative Brian Summerville, sundry others, me . . . and a load of photographers and reporters.

The Beatles posed for a few pictures, waved to the fans who yelled "Good Luck" and ran up the stairs into the front of the plane. A few minutes later Captain A. J. Holderness eased the massive aircraft off the strip.

The time: 5.15 p.m. Thirty-five minutes later, we coasted into Le Bourget airport, a few miles outside Paris. And coasted into a mad rush that threatened to engulf the Beatles. Yelling photographers, questioning reports . . . gabbing in French. Flashlights exploding all the way through the Customs with the Beatles trying to maintain a trio of resolute grins.

Fans scream. Quite a solid batch of them. Including eight-year-old Anne Maskell, of Tooting, South London, on her way through to Austria with her parents. "It IS the Beatles, it IS", she yelled excitedly. Paul flashed her a quick smile.

The boys were half frog-marched through Customs. Officials had time only to glance at the proffered passports. Then the Beatles were hidden in a mass of newspapermen. And me!

Into the car--the Beatles' Austin Princess, driven by chauffeur Bill. More flashlights pop. And off into the heart of Paris. To the fabulously lush George V Hotel, close to the Champs Elysees. A mass, a maze, of people waiting. The swing doors revolve fast, pushed by a head doorman wearing a "chain of office".

Inside--more pandemonium. Everybody craning to get a look at the Liverpool lads. Voices of English fans rise above the French fast-talk. More flash-bulbs erupt. The management of this dignified, super-fab hotel look disturbed.

Eventually, the Beatles get through to the comparative peace and quiet of their suites. John eyes the tapestries, the Louis Fourteenth furniture. Says: "Looks something like a museum". The others laugh. They laugh easily . . . for a moment the tension is over.

There should have been a rehearsal that evening. But without Ringo, there was no point. Said George: "It's odd without Ringo. We sort of feel we've lost a limb". The "limb" was in Liverpool, making final preparations to catch a plane to London and then straight across the following day.

John and Paul took that first night easily. Just relaxed in their suite, calling for "ciggies" and for Cokes. George wandered off with a newspaperman, ending up in the expensive Eve club, watching a high-charged (in both ways) cabaret. "It's a smart place", said George. "But the music was pretty standard . . . sort of swing. Nice as background to a chat, though."

And John and Paul thought back to the time they'd been in Paris before. Flat-broke, unable to afford a taxi, without funds for a decent meal. "Maybe we'll buy the Eiffel Tower this time", said John with a grin.

The boys made friends easily. Bruno Coquatrix, guv'nor of the Olympia, called round to see his latest signings. And a representative of Odeon Records, who release the boys' discs through France.

When the room was finally cleared--and with George still out on the Town--the McCartney-Lennon partnership talked songs. Recording manager George martin was coming to Paris and wanted to hear some brand-new material. John and Paul were committed to writing six songs for the upcoming film, one for Billy J. Kramer and one for Tommy Quickly. And they hoped to get the next single from that half-dozen for the movie. Time was against them.

"We'll get a piano moved into the suite", said Paul. "That'll help speed things up." Normally the boys work just with guitars.

Those suites were fantastic.

John and Paul shared because they had to cope with their song-writing chores. George and Ringo were together--though all four had communicating doors and were on the same landing. It was as though the Beatles' entourage had taken over the bulk of the hotel.

Top stars of all walks of life stay at the George V Hotel. For the first few days, film star Burt Lancaster was there. And, yes! he HAD heard of the Beatles--and he only wished there was more time available to meet them and get to know more about the British music scene.

On the Wednesday morning, the Beatles were late getting out of bed. Nothing unusual! In a sense, they are NIGHT people, rarely properly waking up during the day-time. "Brekkie" was arranged. Not the standard French one of rolls, butter and coffee. They went for orange juice, cornflakes, pot of tea, a little cooked-up mixture of scrambled egg and accessories. Said George: "I think we're gonna like Paris. I only hope the French people like us."

They did. But the boys delayed showing themselves. They'd said they'd be up at twelve noon. Instead it was around three o'clock in the afternoon when they finally made an appearance. Out along the Champs Elysees, with photographers following their every move. Cries of "It's the Beatles", in German, French, English, followed the boys. There were traffic jams. Scots teenager, Inez Uffington, was heard to say: "It's marvellous. I'd not seen the boys before. Now I feel weak at the knees . . . "

The crowds grew and grew. But before they got out of hand, the Beatles were driven back to the Hotel George V to wait for Ringo.

He arrived at Le Bourget at five o'clock, was picked up by a British car entered in the Monte Carlo Rally driven by Stuart Turner and rushed to join the rest at the hotel. Lucky he did too, because the Austin Princess broke down coming back from the Airport. Brian Summerville along with the Beatles Monthly Book photographer, transferred to a taxi and left the Princess to be repaired.

Many fans from Liverpool had heard that Ringo was driving all the way to Paris in one of the competition cars. And they flooded the switchboards, wondering about his route. . .

They also flooded the switchboard at the George V Hotel. "Please, please, let me talk to a Beatle" came the calls. "We want to wish them luck . . . "

All four Beatles eventually made their way to the Cyrano Theatre in Versailles, some ten miles from the centre of Paris. This was try-out night. The show started at nine o'clock and went on until well after midnight.

The boys went the proverbial bomb. Numbers like "Roll Over Beethoven", "This Boy", "She Loves You"--the last-named the audience knew well. The Beatles had a high-rated disc on this in France. A young audience. Gendarmes held them back as they tried to swarm backstage. Fans danced in the aisles and chanted "Les Beatles".

One aged about 17, dressed in a red sweater, shimmied his way to the front of the stalls. Rocking in time with the solid Beatle beat, he couldn't restrain himself any longer. He jumped up on the stage and started trying a dance routine with John Lennon. John went on blasting away at a set of lyrics but couldn't help a quick grin. And on came the massive Mal Evans, Road Manager Number Two, to clutch the "offender" in his mighty arms and cart him off into the wings.

But it was noticeable that the audience actually let the Beatles be heard. You could pick up the words of songs. And there were more boys than girls in the audience. But everybody joined in the clapping, during songs--one girl cried out in plaintive French "I just can't any more, my hands are hurting me."

A riot, in fact. Something not exactly expected in the rather staid centre of Versailles.

The boys made a hectic get-away . . . just in front of a mob of fans. And Ringo barely had time to observe: "The audience was so different to those in England. They don't seem to squeal . . . it's more that the boys set up a roar. Marvellous. And I think they liked us."

They did.

But the newspapers the following morning contented themselves with stories about how the Beatles had looked round Paris. They were surprised at John's garb. Dark glasses, a leather hat in a sombre black from Mary Quant, an alligator-type coat. Their every move was reported. This side of the trip was stressed at this time because the big testing-time was yet to come. The grand gala opening at the Olympia, Paris, on Thursday evening . . .

The Beatles had another huge surprise yet to come though! They made their way back by fast car to the George V Hotel and up to the suite. Two of the boys took a quick bath in the marble-walled bathrooms. Then they sat talking.

And the news arrived. Direct from London came the message: "The Beatles are top of the American Hit Parade." The boys went mad. Said Mal Evans, who happened to come into the suite immediately afterwards: "They always act this way when anything big happens--just like a bunch of kids. Jumping up and down with sheer delight. Paul climbed onto my back demanding a piggy-back. They felt that this was the biggest thing that had ever happened . . . and who could blame them? Gradually they quietened down, ordered some more drinks, specially Cokes, and sat down to appreciate fully what happened. It was a wonderful, marvellous night for all of them. I was knocked out . . . "

Celebrations went on until five o'clock in the morning. Somebody else rang through to say it was the fastest-rising disc ever by any British artiste in the States. That Capitol Records had never known anything like it--three weeks to hit the top spot. British OR American! The boys had plenty to talk about . . . about their own trip to America, about the thrill of audience reaction that night in Versailles.

And on to the next morning. Morning, for the Beatles, starts sometimes after two-o'clock in the afternoon!

Olympia. The top music-hall in France. Where every season starts with a "stuffed-shirt" audience on the opening evening; where minks and diamonds fill every other seat; and where dinner-jackets fill the rest.

A small-fronted theatre. It looks singularly unprepossessive from the front, but once inside it's beautifully decorated. Inside is a little bar, with pictures decorating it of old variety acts. Some of them were British. Modern, yes . . . but literally breathing atmosphere of the past show business idols who'd topped the Olympia bill.

The stage door is in a little side street. The Beatles arrived in the Princess, leapt out and hustled to the dressing-rooms. A tiny room for the four boys, with barely room to swing a guitar. At their hotel, they'd been used to a bigger bathroom EACH than the dressing-room they had to share.

On the bill: Trini Lopez. Also French songstress Sylvie Vartan, plus a full variety programme, including the inevitable juggler. Trini closed the first half. Sylvie preceded the bill-topping Beatles.

Prices were high--a 15 shilling minimum. In the afternoon, the fans were in. They loved the boys. Later, sophisticated Parisiennes filled the seats. Again the boys did well, despite three failures in amplification--with Mal Evans leaping on to repair the damage. An expensive theatre . . . yet the electricity went wrong!

No squealing, no screaming. But audiences which clapped in time, appreciating every number. "Merci beaucoup", said Paul, the only French they attempted.

The camera-men, who were everywhere, attempted slices of English. They mobbed the stage, firing off at every movement the boys made. But the real drama was going on backstage. Fists flew, in that confined space.

Malcolm Evans said the trouble started when a French photographer was not allowed in to take exclusive pictures. But there were other outbreaks of trouble. Paul called out for order. Nobody listened. George had to protect his guitar from swinging fists. The gendarmes arrived on the scene to try and sort things out. They only added to the chaos.

On later evenings, the back-stage area was declared "no-man's land". The police positively refused to let anybody through. But the initial damage was done. In the rush of Beatlemania, many people who held genuine tickets were kept out of the theatre. Some who did manage to get through found their seats had been taken . . . and they had to watch the show from standing at the back of the stalls.

Some of the audience left before the end, but this is standard practice in Paris--people want to avoid the crush. And outside stood crush barriers, manned by truncheon-carrying policemen, to curb the enthusiasm of the fans shouting "Beatles, Beatles, Beatles", outside.

Brian Epstein, guiding light of the Beatles, and George Martin were in the audience and heard the applause and the wave of enthusiasm. One felt sorry for Sylvie Vartan, blonde and shapely, who had her act interrupted by cries of "We want Les Beatles."

And an ironic note was struck when part of the interval music at the theatre was . . . a gramophone record of the Shadows!

The evening performance was an even bigger test for the boys. They did well. Though the French were not particularly kind, the audience liked them and so did the fans waiting outside the theatre.

French stars were there to cheer . . . like Francoise Hardy, Johnny Hallday, Richard Anthony. And Britain's Pet Clark.

The Beatles' exit was hectic. A few more punches among photographers were slung. But the exit WAS made. Back to the hotel for a few hours "kip" before the papers came out. The Press was frankly mixed. One (Parisien Libere) said it "was daddy's rock 'n' roll stuff. Nothing very new". Another (Aurore) suggested it was Trini Lopez who had triumphed. But one influential voice (France Soir) said the Beatles must have caused jealousy among the French pop idols, because never before had hands beaten in time so loudly at an Olympia opening.

But the fans are the ones who matter. And the Beatles were besieged at their hotel by French boys and girls who wanted an autograph, by English girls who just wanted to speak to them. The disc shops made big displays of Beatle records. The posters on huge hoardings proclaimed their presence in Paris.

Life for the Beatles went on from one rush to another. The first Sunday, had them doing three shows at the Olympia. They had to sleep. They had to keep dates with French photographers and journalists. Brian Summerville was the most harassed man in Paris.

A typical day settled into: sleep until mid-afternoon. Get up and meet important people. Go to theatre and do two shows. Pop off and eat somewhere. Get back to hotel and talk, about anything and everything, until around five o'clock, or even later.

The critics had been unkind, in the main. Some of the older folk had dismissed the Beatles with a curt "non". But the young fans were growing day by day. As the stay in Paris developed, the police had bigger and bigger crowds to deal with outside the theatre. The boys became BIG idols--and not merely on the strength of a hit record. They were part of the bustling French scene.

Whenever they could, they went out and viewed the sights. They took their £250 cameras with them and shot anything of interest. And still the fans from England took time out, and spared no expense in ringing the George V Hotel in the hope of getting a few words with the boys.

I watched the hysteria grow. And I felt proud for the boys.

World interest in the Beatles had gone a stage further forward. By the end of the run, they were undisputed guv'nors of Paris. They'd captured all sections of the community.

It was tough just watching them leading such hectic lives. I felt worn out.

But the year was only just starting for the Beatles. They had before them America and their first big film production. There were a million more photographs to pose for, a thousand interviews to give, more vitally important shows to perform.

They're great and wonderful ambassadors for Britain in any part of the world where pop music is important. Which is most of the world.

And yet it's only the beginning. It's a fantastic thought, isn't it!

Monday, June 02, 2008

Following the Beatles

Keeping up with the Beatles as they toured round the world through Denmark, Holland, Hong Kong, Australia and New Zealand was one of the toughest, but most enjoyable assignments, I've ever had.

Now, fasten your seat-belts and join John, Paul, George and Jimmy Nicol as they drove into London Airport on Thursday, 4th June with chauffeur, Bill, at the wheel of their Austin Princess. A quick stop for Customs and then straight on to the plane to embark before the other passengers.

They're immediately "raided" by members of the crew for autographs. The boys oblige. But the co-pilot doesn't seem to know Ringo is in hospital and keeps asking for his signature. Finally, he gets the idea that Paul is Ringo. George immediately steps in and urges Paul to sign; "Go on, Ringo", he tells Paul. "Give him your signature". The Beatles love this sort of situation and can never resist pulling somebody's leg.

The other passengers file aboard and the plane zooms off the runway and heads for Denmark.

Danish Welcome

At Copenhagen, they get a terrific reception from over 6,000 fans. But, there's something different here. Unlike most of the other welcomes that the boys have had, with girl fans leading the chorus, in Denmark, and later on in Holland, it is the Beatle boys who do all the yelling, while the girls stay shyly in the background. And the fans are wearing the latest styles which they have gleaned from the British newspapers. They all follow Britain very closely on the Mods and Rockers kick.

The boys book into the Royal Hotel in Copenhagen, opposite the Tivoli Gardens, where they are appearing that evening. First thing they found was that they were staying in the same suite of rooms as Russia's Mr. Kruschev has booked for his visit two weeks later. George, in fact, is sleeping in the same bed, as will be used by the Russian leader. Says George: "Right, I'll be leaving a note for him under the pillow!"

Inside the Tivoli Gardens is the KB Hall--a sports arena owned by the local football team. The boys work out their programme, with "stand-in" drummer Jimmy Nicol paying particular attention. They've got a new way of "remembering" the order of songs: road-manager Mal writes out the titles on slips of paper and sticks them on the guitars with Sellotape.

Rehearsing

The boys rehearse with Jimmy Nicol. Tell him when to speed up and when to slow down. Our photographer Leslie Bryce says: "I didn't realise how difficult it was to be a Beatle until you see a new man among them." He's right. The Beatles have a special way of saying things, of talking to police, people, politicians. Jimmy, understandably, found it hard to fit in. But he was obviously very excited, very proud.

The British Ambassador in Copenhagen visited the boys . . . and 4,400 fans packed the theatre for each of two performances. Riots, as ever, at the end of the second show--especially when the master of ceremonies announced that the boys would not be coming back on stage. One Danish lad picked up a pot of Delphiniums and threw it at him!

After-show note: Jimmy Nicol had gone outside to meet somebody . . . and stood there unmolested as he watched the crowds yelling for The Beatles.

Incidentally, Jimmy wore Ringo's stage suits--only the trousers were too short for him. Telegram sent to Ringo from Paul read: "Hurry up and get well Ringo, Jimmy is wearing out all your suits".

Back at the Royal Hotel, the boys ate smorrebrodsseddel, an exotic sort of "jam buttie". And a call came through from Brian Epstein, who reported that poor Ringo had a temperature of 103 but was improving.

Next day: on to Amsterdam. Girls presented the boys with bunches of flowers and traditional Dutch hats. Beatles went straight to a television rehearsal at the Tres Long restaurant in Hillegram some 26 miles from Amsterdam. And whatta show! Fantastic! The audience jumped up onto the stage and sang with the boys into the mikes. Again, it was mostly boys who showed the fanaticism. Mid-way, Neil Aspinall managed to get them off . . .

Canal Trip

On to Saturday--and a highly publicised hour long trip through the canals in a glass-topped boat. Huge, shouting crowds crammed every yard of the banks. And again we noticed the big banners saying, in English: "Ringo, Quick Recover". Some of the fans dived into the canal, which upset the Beatles because the police certainly weren't gentle in fishing them out again. Said John Lennon: "I've got to protest about this." And he did. He couldn't understand why the police were so tough on the teenagers.

Then they went to the Exhibition Hall, Blokker, about 36 miles from Amsterdam for two concerts they travelled in style in two white Cadillacs, with motor-cycle escort. The motor-cyclists had side-cars, which leaned over dangerously, as they roared round the corners . . . the Beatles thought it reminded them of Brands Hatch on a race day.

Into the hall. A positive battery of microphones. Malcolm reckoned there must have been eight at least. Seems that just about every radio station had tried to get in on the act. Most of the mikes were turned off eventually and the boys got down to work.

Local groups, usually with girl singers, made up the rest of the bill. The one just before the Beatles wore a startling stage garb like members of the Klu Klux Klan, complete with white hoods.

The boys had a break between shows. Because of the crowds outside, they had to stay in their dressing-room and, feeling the strain more than a little, they tried to curl up and go to sleep, the screams still ringing in their ears.

John pulled off their suit covers, made himself a comfy little bed and went off to sleep without much difficulty at all. Jimmy Nicol slid under the table in the dressing-room and was undisturbed. This is a trick often used by travelling groups. Most dressing-rooms are tiny and barely furnished--and it is the only place you can avoid being trodden on by "invaders". George, too, found himself a handy little corner to catch a little kip.

No one told them

But this rare moment of rest actually caused the boys a lot of trouble. For it turned out the boys were expected to attend a civic reception at a big restaurant and were also to have gone to visit a traditional Dutch village. This was O.K. . . . except that nobody had told them about these arrangements. So while they were slumbering fitfully, the papers were preparing "knocking" stories about how the Beatles had let people down, which was completely unfair to the boys.

But this was the only black cloud in a tour which was a howling success from start to finish. The boys liked the countryside--and what they managed to see of the scenery. They liked the food--and they loved the reception given them by the fans. Said Paul: "Sometimes we thought they were going to get out of hand . . . but nobody ever started any real trouble."

Just shows how much the Beatles DO worry about their fans. And how much they like to show themselves as often as possible to their supporters.

Cynthia Lennon linked up with the boys in Amsterdam, returning with them from the fan-lined airport for their brief return to London. And at London was Aunt Mimi, that wonderful lady who was responsible for bringing up John Lennon--Both were going with the party to Hong Kong.

As the papers have already reported the plane back to London was held up by BOAC for an hour. But some of the comments about this were unkind because the aircraft company had notified passengers about the intended delay.

Hong Kong

Then right across the world by jet plane to Hong Kong. That isolated, bustling little island, and slice of the mainland, sitting there right on the edge of Communist China.

The Chinese promoter had decided to sky-rocket the price of seats for the two shows in the Princess Theatre. Result was that many of the local teenagers, who gave the boys a rapturous welcome at the Airport when they arrived, were unable to afford the money to see them perform. Lowest priced seats were £2 a time, which is a lot of money in low-wage Hong Kong. But still, the theatre was almost filled for both shows.

The busy streets were so congested with shopping housewives, street traders, beggars and all the other Hong Kong dwellers that John, Paul and George hardly ventured out.

It would have been too dangerous if they had been recognised. The city is notorious for its excited mobs rapidly getting out of control and the boys might have been torn to pieces. Only Mal went out to try a rickshaw ride.

Then back into a jet and on to Sydney, the biggest city in Australia.

Rainstorm

The Beatles were all looking forward to that beautiful, hot sun for which Australia is so famous. So they got the shock of their lives when they landed at the Sydney Airport in one of the heaviest downpours they had ever seen. "We must have landed in the wrong country", said George. And to top it all they had to drive round the Airport in an open-top bus!

Everyone was absolutely soaked to the skin. It completely ruined the terrific welcome that the Sydney fans had lined up for the boys. Even so about 2,000 of them braved the drenching rain to say a very wet "Hello".

Into Sydney and the Sheridan Hotel. News had already got around that "they had arrived" and hundreds made their way to the hotel to catch a glimpse of the famous Beatles.

The boys wanted to wave to the crowd from their hotel window, but first of all they had to get out of their wet clothes. Their luggage was still at Sydney Airport so a frantic search was made for dry togs.

John and Paul managed to find some, but George couldn't get hold of any trousers so he finally ended up by wrapping a towel round his lower half and dancing out on to the balcony like that!

"I thought their winter was just like our summer", commented John, "but it's freezing. Come on, turn on all the electric fires". And the boys settled down to get the blood moving through their veins again.

They launched straight into a terrific round of press conferences, photo sessions and meetings with all the local big-wigs.

Ringo Better

In London, Ringo had finally been passed fit by the Doctors at the University College Hospital and was discharged on Thursday, 11th June. Everyone was a bit concerned that he should be flying straight off to Australia as he really should have had at least a week to convalesce. But, Ringo insisted that he must join up with the boys again. So, on the following day, he left with Brian Epstein, flying to Australia via San Francisco.

Back "Down Under", John, Paul, George and Jimmy Nicol started their Australian Tour with riotous concerts in Adelaide on 12th and 13th June. Then, across the great Australian desert to Melbourne where the four Beatles finally join up together again.

Ringo looked a bit worn after his long trip, but the very next day he seemed back on his usual top form. They stayed in Melbourne until 17th and then flew back to Sydney for appearances on 18th, 19th and 20th. The 21st June saw them in the air once again on they way to Auckland, New Zealand for a week's visit to "Kiwi Land" taking in Christchurch, Dunedin and Wellington. Following their last concert on 27th, they flew back to Australia for a further three days' stay and are due to arrive back at London Airport on 2nd July.

Sunday, June 01, 2008

Behind the Spotlight

by Billy Shepherd and Johnny Dean

Individuality: that's the key word that really sums up the career of the Beatles . . . and the point where we left, last month, our behind-the-scenes story of the triumphs of the epoch-making foursome. We were explaining how Brian Epstein, then a newcomer to group management, decided to "give the boys complete freedom".

So each Beatle pursued an individual course. Ringo, of course, tended to be the "odd man out" as the boys returned from their highly successful tour of Scotland with Helen Shapiro. He still felt he was a new boy. We remember asking him about his early school days and he said: "Come off it, nobody's interested in all that. It's the other three who matter, not me."

That was soon to change. But the others dominated the Beatles determination to be different from the other artistes on the scene. After all, there WAS a pattern. New stars all conformed, in that they immediately ordered shiny mohair suits and turned up on stage looking as if they all came out of the same grooming-school. The Beatles rejected this image . . . not as a result of long discussion, but because they didn't think for a moment of following the rest of the herd.

Appearances

It wasn't so much a matter of gimmicks. Their hair? Not really a gimmick, not at this time. They wore black suits, leather gear. They looked sombre in appearance--it was their personalities which made all the difference.

Dignity really didn't matter much to the Beatles. Where other fast-rising pop artistes put on the stuck-up, big-star, routines, the Beatles just didn't mind. If photographers wanted crazy and way-out pictures, the boys did their best to oblige. They'd pull any sort of mad-style faces. Recalls Johnny Dean: "They didn't, at any time, compose their minds . . . or their faces! They were just themselves."

No Formula On Stage

It was much the same on their stage appearances. Again, there was a formula for most groups. "Two steps to the right, one forward, make announcement, step back, smile, nod head in tempo, start playing." All that sort of rigid performance routine. The Beatles had nothing to do with such regimentation.

Paul explains: "The thing was that we were really pulling in the screams and it was impossible to adopt a set pattern of performance. Things happened in the audience that made us react according to the mood of the moment. On announcement, most of the words couldn't be heard, so John found himself just getting a word in edgeways wherever he could. There was no point in sticking to a script."

Most of the stage announcements came from the simple process of one or other Beatle simply pointing at the one who was next to do something! Nothing was completely fixed. They'd even confer on stage and alter the numbers they were doing. "Sometimes an audience needed building up; sometimes quietened down. So we ring the changes," explained John at one backstage session. "We find it impossible to keep exactly to a set routine."

Best Sound Possible

And George chipped in with: "What we don't like are those groups who stick on fixed, mechanical grins when they're doing something happy--and turn on the sad-faced frowns when they're doing the old sincerity bit. We just like to get the best sound going that's possible under the conditions on stage and fill in the personality side in the way we feel at a particular moment."

Certainly no other group worked up such a sweat as the Beatles did on stage. Night after night, they came off, shirts literally sticking to Beatle bodies. Even if they'd had a bit of a party the night before, they never gave less than maximum. We remember various Beatles slumping in chairs in dressing rooms and looking at just about knock-out point. But happy, too. Beatles are always happy when they've had a taste of uninhibited applause.

They didn't mind being photographed with glasses containing a mixture of whisky and Coke. Or being "caught" by cameramen with cigarettes clearly on view. "Ciggies" is a word devised by the Beatles.

Their philosophy was simply that they did like the odd drink, did smoke . . . and it would be less than honest to try to hide the fact. Though Beatle pay-packets were fast getting bulkier, they'd often forget to carry cigarettes or loose change. That was true even when "Please Please Me" hit the top of the charts--surefire proof that the Beatles, and Liverpool, had hit the top of the pop world.

Even then, John and the others hit back in the face of usual "star behaviour". The Liverpool Sound was headlined all over the world. But the boys didn't think there even was such a thing! Said George, in what seemed like a million interviews: "When you think about it sensibly, our sound really stems from Germany. That's where we learned to work for hours and hours on end, and keep on working at full peak even though we reckoned our legs and arms were about ready to drop off."

Hamburg Stamp

"Sure WE come from Liverpool. There are hundreds of groups there, many on an R and B kick. But you won't hear us shouting around about a Liverpool Sound, or Merseybeat, simply because it's been dreamed up as an easy way to describe what's going on with our music. 'Hamburg Stamp and Yell' music might be more accurate. It was all that work on various club stages in Germany that built up our beat."

While the Shadows worked in mohair suits and performed steps in time with their music, the Beatles developed a frenetic form of head-shaking, hair flopping interminably round Beatle heads. Again, it was something that stemmed from their own individuality. Not from a set plan.

Ever try shaking your head in that crazy way? For most people it leads to a fast and splitting headache. How the Beatles, specially Paul, managed to keep it up for so long in those early days of stardom is another point that fascinates us. Paul said once: "I don't even know I'm shaking my head most of the time. It's just something that comes up from the music . . ."

No Lapels

Those early Cardin-designed suits worn by the Beatles . . . light grey, with no lapels. They contrasted with the black "gear" worn off-stage and came about because of a holiday John and Paul had in Paris. From being very disinterested (mostly because they didn't have the cash to become well-dressed young men), the Beatles were guided by Brian Epstein into taking a great interest in picking and choosing their own wardrobes.

The stage suits looked good on the one-nighter tours. But the actual SOUND of the Beatles was more important. Just by way of a change, audiences were getting the same sound on stage from a group as was on the record. In fact, the Beatles reckoned that they sounded even better on stage, most of the time, simply because they had the roar of an appreciative audience to urge them on.

Beatle News

Change Around

The Beatles plan to switch their instruments around for at least one of their numbers in their Christmas show at the Hammersmith Odeon.

Paul is going to play piano, John is going to take over bass guitar and George is going to play rhythm guitar instead of lead. At present, Ringo still plans to stay on drums.

Shortage of Shirts

Whilst the boys were touring in Scotland recently, they stayed at The Four Seasons Hotel near Loch Earn.

Their road manager, Neil Aspinall, sent all their shirts to the Laundry to be cleaned, but when he rang the laundry the following day they told him that they wouldn't be able to send them back until the following Friday.

Luckily they buy all their shirts from a shop in Glasgow and Neil was able to get the owner to open up his store and give him four more stage shirts.

But, until he got their laundry back, he had to wash the four shirts each night and everyone thought he was joking when he asked for a bar of soap and to be directed to the washbasin so that he could rinse them out!

Home Recording Studio

John is having his new house completely redecorated, and one of the rooms is being equipped as a small recording studio. In the future, he wants to make demos of new songs in the comfort of his own home.

Beatle Car Parade

The boys could start an excellent, plushy car hire service with their impressive line-up of combustion engines on wheels.

Paul has a blue Aston Martin and a white Mini; George has a grey E-Type Jaguar and a green Mini; John has taken delivery of a Rolls Royce and still keeps his white Mini; Ringo has just bought a Facel-Vega and also thinking of buying an Imp.

They use their small cars for whipping around Central London, particularly when they're popping over to see each other or to meet before going on a date. They keep their big cars for long journeys.

Lancaster to Ringo

While Ringo was in America he met Burt Lancaster who promised to send him some real shootin' guns. They haven't turned up yet but Ringo got a telegram last week which read:

HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN MY PROMISE TO SEND YOUR GUNS. CAN YOU ARRANGE IMPORT LICENCE SO THEY CAN GET BY YOUR CUSTOMS.
BURT LANCASTER.

Wrong Size

While the Beatles were in America, they had a load of clothes, cameras and equipment taken by fans, or by others, to be sold as souvenirs.

Their Press Officer, Derek Taylor, reports that his shirt was one of the items missing after staying in one hotel, but recently the collar was returned to him. The reason he got it back was because it had the wrong size stamped on it, which any Stateside Beatle fan knows wouldn't fit a Beatle.

Outspoken But Charming

A personal look at The Beatles by Diana Vero

I first met the Beatles almost a year ago at a recording of "Thank Your Lucky Stars" in Birmingham. I had no idea then that in less than a year's time I would have become their Manager's secretary, and later travel round the States with them.

What impressed me most at that first meeting was their great sense of humour--they're always cracking jokes, and they didn't seem to mind the flood of autograph books that kept coming in, or the occasional fan that burst through the security guards into their dressing room.

Eldest Beatle

John Lennon--often described as the cynical member of the group--this is perhaps a true description, although my theory of his cynical look on stage is that he can't see beyond the edge of the stage--off stage he wears dark glasses (medicinal ones) and he doesn't look at all cynical. I always think of John as the eldest Beatle although he is in fact a few months younger than Ringo. I think this is probably because he is married, and he has an air of responsibility about him. Even if the Beatles had never happened, I think John would have--in some way, however small, showed up--perhaps as a writer of songs, or books (although some people may disagree with me on this point).

Poems and Jokes

We had many long plane trips travelling from city to city in America, and John would amuse everyone by making up rhymes, little poems and jokes, which will probably find their way into another book eventually. John is the most outspoken of the Beatles in many ways. One example of this happened when the boys were staying in a house in America (in the Hollywood suburb of Bel Air), and Jayne Mansfield had popped in to meet the Beatles. She arrived clad in a mauve cat suit, carrying an absurdly small dog, and accompanied by an enormous bodyguard. John happened to be the only one of the Beatles around that time, although it had been Paul who had expressed a desire to meet her initially, and the first thing Jayne said to John, almost before being introduced, was "Is this real?" pulling his hair. John retaliated by saying, "Well are those real?" pointing at her . . . !

Most Charming

Paul is perhaps the most charming of the Beatles--he worries about people--and is always the first to jump to his feet whenever the Beatles are introduced to anyone. He is the one who always said--even in the far back days of the Cavern--that the Beatles were going to be big. He is also, I think, the most polished performer on stage. He is always pleased to meet fans, and in America he insisted on meeting as many fan club presidents as he could. He really appreciates all the work the Fan Club Secretaries do. Paul loves kidding people and on one plane trip in America he took over the intercom system and said in a very American sounding accent, "This is the Captain speaking. We are about to make a crash landing--will everyone fasten their seat belts and remain calm." Well, for a moment everyone on the plane looked absolutely terrified, until we realised that it was Paul, and then, of course, we all burst out laughing. Paul is also a born actor, and he has invented so many disguises for travelling around unrecognised, that sometimes even the other Beatles don't recognise him.

Business Minded

George Harrison, the youngest Beatle, is perhaps the most business minded of them all. He wants to know what press work to do, what television shows to do, and where all the money is going! When I first met him he struck me as being rather quiet--he spends a lot of time practising his guitar--and although he doesn't sing as much as John and Paul he expresses himself on stage with complicated guitar chords and solo playing. I found out later that he is certainly not the quietest Beatle--in fact he never stops talking. In America he was asked at several press conferences why he was the least popular of the Beatles. Well, George looked quite astounded and said, "Oh am I." Well, whatever his popularity is like in America, it's certainly very high in this country. The last time I attended a Beatle concert which was quite recently, everyone seemed to be screaming for George, and the uproar that greeted any of his solo numbers was fantastic.

Very Kind

Ringo is usually known as the 4th Beatle because he joined the group a mere two years ago. I think he is quieter than the others because of this fact--but Ringo is very kind. He is always willing to see fans and press reporters. He was immensely thrilled by his fantastic popularity in the United States--American fans go wild over Ringo--I think they feel he is slightly left out--but all thoughts he may have had in this direction must have been dispersed when he heard the uproar that greeted his number "Boys" in America. Ringo sometimes does really mad things--he was given a gun holster by Colonel Parker (Elvis's manager) while in the States, and he acquired some guns and a cowboy hat and went wild-west for an afternoon shooting everything and everyone in sight. He got so attached to his holster and guns that he almost went swimming with them on!

New Car

Ringo passed his driving test recently, and when his instructor telephoned the office after the test, a very thrilled Ringo came to the phone to tell me that he had passed. He has now acquired a bright red American sports car--a Facel Vega. Ringo also shines way above the other Beatles as far as dancing is concerned. He is a marvellous dancer, and has a fantastic sense of rhythm.

All the Beatles are very proud of their cars. John has a maroon and black Rolls Royce--a splendid affair--John doesn't drive himself, so he has to have a chauffeur. Paul owns a steel blue James Bond type Aston martin DB 5. It doesn't have an ejector seat though. He has only just bought this as he was suspended from driving for a year due to too many speeding offences! In America he was just longing to get back to drive this car, and now claims that it is the best he has ever driven. George owns a grey E-type Jaguar which he has had for some time now. All the Beatles enjoy driving fast, and they much prefer to travel by car than plane. George, especially, hates flying.

Offstage

Many people ask me what the Beatles wear off stage. Well, all of them like to dress casually. John has a mania for red polo-necked sweaters, and bright coloured shirts at the moment; Paul usually wears a suit and he likes blue shirts; George and Ringo like to wear jeans, and George bought several P.J. Proby type shirts in America which he wore nearly every day.

What impresses me most about the Beatles is that they still don't realise that all this has happened to them. I asked John once how he felt about all the fans screaming over him and he just said, "I still don't understand it--we're just the same as anyone else." I think this sums up the Beatles popularity and I love working for them.

Saturday, May 17, 2008

John speaking

"HELLO listeners everywhere and welcome to John Lennon In His Own Speak. I am writing these pages with the human voice which is quite different to speaking them with a fountain pen so don't expect any of that Liddypool and Eric Hearble stuff. In any case that stuff's worth nine and a tanner a bookful so it's far too precious to go chucking around.

Eee Bah Goom It's Good To Be Back 'Ome, Like, And That. Nothing wrong with America, of course, as long as you like living in boxes. I suppose all that police security must have seemed necessary to the police but we felt terrible about being herded into our hotel rooms like scared cattle. Wherever we went from city to city there were thousands of kids waiting to welcome us but the police convoys whisked us away and we'd have welcomed more opportunities of saying 'Hello' to American Beatle People. Still, it was a fabulous trip. Even more exciting than our first visit. By the way--did you know there were two George Harrisons on the tour? One with a guitar and a lot of hair and another one with a typewriter and much less hair. The second one was George Harrison of the Liverpool Echo.

Questions All The Way

ALMOST every day throughout the tour we had a big press conference with deejays and journalists all firing different questions at us at the same time. 'Is it true you're leaving to write a musical, John?' 'Is it true you're writing another book, John?' 'Is it true you're writing a film script, John?' No, I'm not leaving The Beatles. Yes, I'd love to have a bash at doing a musical with Paul, but goodness knows when we'll find some free time to work on it. Yes I want to write another book and I've already got quite a bit of material hanging around in my head for it but I've no idea when there'll be enough to take along to the publishers. Yes, the idea of writing a complete screenplay appeals to me but I'm not sure I could manage it. No, I don't think I'll write the script for our next film. Yes, we will be making another film early next year. No, it hasn't got a title yet. 'Have you ever written a whole song all on your own?' No, the room is usually crowded.

Now We're Home

WHAT next then, now that we're home? Before the British concert tour begins we'll have to spend a few days with George Martin in the recording studios. There's the next single to be made (perhaps we'll have recorded it by the time you see this issue) and we'll need to do some work on our next LP. Want to have a good long chat with Peter Yolland before very long. He produced our Christmas Show last year at Finsbury Park. This year he's going to split himself in half and do our Christmas show at Hammersmith and Gerry's production, 'Gerry's Christmas Cracker', up in Liverpool, Leeds and Glasgow. He's trying to work out whether to split himself downwards or across. How will poor Peter spend Christmas Day? Will his head and left arm be on Merseyside and his right foot in Hammersmith?

What can I tell you about myself which you have not already found out from those who do not lie? Being born on 9 October 1940 I wasn't the first Beatle to happen. Ringo, being born on 7 July 1940, was. Although he didn't happen as a Beatle until much later than the rest of us having played with his beard at Butlins and things before realising where his awful destiny lay. I am married ('There you are. I told you he was. Now he's let the cat out of the bag. What a lovely secret to tell everyone. What do you mean they already know?'). I wear glasses. ('What a terrible thing, poor John, having to do that. I know my brother has to wear them but . . . '). I am half of a song-writing team. ('I believe them. I'm sure they really write all their own songs. But I wonder who writes the music and who writes the words'). I get very mad at thick people who say daft things, it says in a magazine I read. Is this true, please tell me, as I want to know, yours etc.

John Lennon--This Is Your Life. Do you recognise that voice? It is Paul saying 'Let us write a song'. And that one? That is Paul saying 'Let us decide to form a group and in some years time we can begin to call it The Beatles if we can think up such a funny name in time'. Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible and in the meantime you are missing a Kennomeat commercial on the other channel.

Old Days

'WHAT was it like in the old days, John?' ask the Beatle People I meet, 'What was it like before Brian Epstein became your manager?'. It was just the same really only less people wanted to know. We had more time and would sit around in the Blue Angel or the Jacaranda or the Cavern asking each other 'When are we going to get our big break?'. When nobody could supply an answer we would get in another round of cokes and sit there worrying. They were great times really because it does you good to have a lot of things to worry about. ('Yes, he's being serious now. You can tell when he's being serious. I think').

Paul has said that if one Beatle left the group we'd be back where we started seriously considering the idea of packing it all in. I know exactly how he feels. We four have become more than just a group. For well over two years the four of us have lived and worked closer to one another than brothers.

There are a couple of other members in this gang too. Brian is one and Neil is another. But the gang's all here so let's keep on rolling out the barrel.

In conclusion, Gentlemen. Unaccustomed as I am to making public speeches I now declare this bizarre open. There will now be a short intermission. Our sales assistants will visit all parts of the magazine selling frozen copies of John Lennon In His Own Wit on a stick."